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Monday, November 16, 2009

पाकळ्या

Nami ekdam tya dara jawal yeun thambli. Atishay unch aani motha, pan titkach aakarshak hote te daar. Tya dara-kade pahun ek prakarcha aaplepane tila vaatla, mhanun tine pudhe jaaun tya dara-palikadecha pahila. Dara palikade ek bol hota. To bol itka lamb hota ki tya bolacha shewat kinva tya palikade kaay aahe te ithun disna ashakya hota. Tichya lakshat aala, ki tichya barobarache kahi loka tya dartun palikade jaataet. Namine tya jaanarya lokankade ek najar taakli, tila kahi janache chehre khup ghabarlele disat hote, kahi jana khup anandat aani prasanna disat hote. Tichya lakshat aala ki tya darapalikade agdi tya daratach, chowkidar baslay, jo aat jaanarya pratyekala ek vishitha vastu detoy ji phoolasaarkhi disat aahe pan te phool naahiye.
Achanak tila kahitari jhala aani tine maage valun paahila. Tiche aai-vadil, tiche mitra-maitrin tichya kade aashene baghat hote. Aata aapan aaplya aai-vadlan barobar nasnare, aaplya barobar mauj-majja karayla aata te mitra nasnaret, hya kalpanena Namichyahi dolyata paani aala. Pan tila hehi titkach mahit hota ki tichyakade dusra kuthla paryay nasun, tila aata eka navin vaatavarnat aani navin mitra-maitrinchya sahwasat yenare diwas ghalavaayche hote. Tine swatahla dhir det, swatahche dole poosle aani tya darachya dishene ajun ek paaul pudhe taakla, pan jasa-jasa te daar jawal yet hota, tiche paay tila uchlaayla khup traas hot hota. Tila asa vaatat hota ki koni tar yeun tila dharun thevava aani to khsan asa ekdam sampunach java. Tine parat ekda maage valun paahila aani achanak ek Sardarji tichya jawal aala aani tila hasat mhanala “Madam mi barach vel baghtoy, tumhi ithech thamblaay, chala ki pudhe” aani to pudhe darapashi gela. Tyache kapde baghun tichya lakshat aala ki to Sardarji ek army officer aahe. Prathe-pramane tya chowkidarane tyala ti vastu dili aani tyanehi ti agdi anandane sweekarli.
Tya Sardarji ne tya chowkidarala namaskar kela aani tya mhanala "Dhanyawaad aaj mi khup khup khush aahe”. Chowkidar ekdam achambun gela, tyala mhanala “Kaay ho tumhi pan aaj itke khush kase kaay?” Sardarji la tyacha vakya jara vichitra vaatla, to mhanala ”Tumhi pan mhanje?”
Chowkidaar ”Tumchya aadhi tumchya saarkhach poshak ghatlela ajun ek manus 10 mintane poorvich ithun pudhe gela, to hi tumchya itkach anandat hota, evdha anand ki…” Sardarji tyacha vaakya todat mhanala aani Nami tya Sadarjichya bolnya kade agdi kaan laaun aaikat hoti. Sardarjichya chehrya varcha anand tine na pahilela hota.
Sardarji mhanala ”Hoy aaj mi agdi khup–khup anandat aahe…aaj na mala uncha udavasa vaatatay…na kasli bandhana, na konachya apeksha…na te ojhe, na te tensions…..talyat pohnarya sundar badaka pramane mala panyavar tarangat, pohat, madhunach paanyakhali jaun saglya angala bhijun kadhavasa vaatatay”
Sardarji jya utsahane aani jya anandne te saangat hota, tyach utkanthene aani ashcharyane Nami te tyacha bolna aaikat hoti.
“Ekhadya baaget jaaun agdi lahaan mula pramane manasopta, bedhundha khelavasa , baagadavasa vaatatay…..paausachya ek-ek thembane poorna sharer shaharoon ghayavasa vaatatay…..ekhadi chaan kavita nusti aaiktach basavi aani tya kavitechya vishwat ramun javasa vaatatay”
Aata matra Nami chi utkantha agdi vikopala pochli hoti, ti tya dara-jawal jaaun Sardarji la mhanali ”Maaph kara, pan itka anand tumhala ka aani kasa kaay jhalay?”
Tyavar Sardarji hasla aani mhanala ”Kadhi na kadhi tari ha diwas yennar, hyachi mala khatri hoti aani aakher aaj to diwas aalay aani hya khush honya maagcha karan vicharal tar te karan asa aahe ki aaj mi ithe yeun poorna pane mukta jhaloy…mi ek veglyach prakarcha shwass gheu shaktoy jo mi kadhi ghetlela naahiye…..tumhala kadachit te kalat nahiye kinva tumhi pan kalun na-kalalya saarkha kartay, pan tumchyahi aayushyatla ha ek aatishay anandacha khsan aahe…….jo tumhala ya dara palikade aalayavarch kalel…pharak evdhach ki mala to adhich kalala hota karan mala te mahit hota aani tumhala te mahitach nasava. ….Mhanun mi mhantoy ya lavkar ikde”
Evdha bolun to Sardarji tithun pudhe nighun gela, Nami to Sardarji agdi disenasa hoee paryant tyachya kade pahat hoti. Tila nakalatpane tya Sardarji chya vaakyane haysa vaatla, achanak tine swatahchya sharirat ek prachand pramanat oorja anubhavli , aani tine te daar olandla. Chowkidarane ti vastu tichya hatat dili. Phoolsaarkhi disnaari vastu nasun, te ek phoolach hota pan khup vegla hota. Tyacha rang khup vegla hota pan aakarshak hota. Tyatun ek sundar aani mohak sugandh yet hota. Tine tya phoola kade paahile, aani paahtyakshanich tiche dole trupta jhale. Tya phoolatlya pratyek aani pratyek paaklivar tichya samplelya aayushyatlya tichya aawdtya aathavni korlya hotya, tya tila dolya samor disat hotya. Te paahun tine swatah madhe tya Sardarji chya chehrya varcha anand anubhavla, jo kadhich tine anubhavlela navhta.
Tevdhyat to chowkidaar mhanala “Magashi tumhi jo vichar karat hota na, ki majha ithe kasa kaay honar, mi aadhicha kasa kaay visaarnaar….aaho ka visaraychay tumhala te sagla…ulat ithe navin nati julnar aahet aani juni naati ghatta honaret aani hey phool aahe na, te tyach karta aahe…ya paaklya nasun hya aathwani aahet …ti juni nati ghatta karayla aani ithla aayushya jagnyacha protsahan dyayla.”

Sunday, September 13, 2009

मजा!

Madhyantari mi ek cinema baghayla gelo hoto, cinema hota Imran Hashmicha. Imran Hasmi cha cinema aslyakarnane tyat sagla kahi asna, agdi je halli saglyanna, mothya 70 mm screen var jaaun baghaycha asta, te suddha, sahajikach hota. Tyamule aamhi sagle full enthu houn picture suru honyachi vaat baghat baslo hoto, pan tevdhyat amchya shejari ek navra-bayko aani tyancha dusri-tisritla mulga, ase, yeun basle. Aata jya cinemacha hero Imran Hashmi aahe tya cinemala, swatachya 7-8 varshachya mulala aanava ka ha veglach mudda aahe, pan te navra-bayko aani tyache chiranjeev ase tigha to cinema pahayla aale hote. Majhya shejarich aslya kaarnane, mala te agdi awkward vaatat hota, asa vaatat hota ki aata cinema asa enjoy nahi karta yenaar. 
Ugachach tya shejarchyankade baghun tyancha ek general andaz ghyavasa vaatla mhanun mi shejari baghitla aani baghto tar, tya lahan mulachi nusti chal-bichal chalu hoti. Tya mulala cinema pahayla pharasa interest disat navhta, karan to aalya pasunach tyachya, eka hatatlya ice-cream aani dusrya hatatlya popcorn madhe agdi ramun gelela hota. Te baghun mala hi jara haysa vaatla, mhatla eka arthi changlach jhala, aani tasach jhala. Tya mulacha tya cinema pahnyat aajibat lakhsha navhta, to, tyacha ice-cream aani popcorn aani tya popcorn chya pishwi cha khar-khur aawaj, evdhach tyacha vishwa. To cinemahi agdi thikach hota aani saarkhya tya khar-khur aawajane majha cinema baghnyat lakshahi lagat navhta. Mi aapla tya mulakadech baghat baslo hoto. Popcorn chya pishwitun agdi ek kan an kan to chimni saarkha vechun khat hota. Tyachya ice-cream cha oghal tyachya hatachya koprya paryant vahat aala hota, pan to oghal dekhil tyane sodla nahi, vyvastit masta pane chatun hath saaph kela. Mi tyala haluch haak maarli, mhanalo” Kaay re, ice-cream, popcorn,hmmm Majja aahe rao” aani tyane hi tikyach innocently dole michkaun, uttar dila “Mag!, aani ajun Majja yenare, Babanni mala ajun ek ice-cream gheun dyaycha kabul kelay”.
Tya andhuk prakshat suddha tya mulachya chehryavarcha to anand agdi khulun baher yet hota . Tyachya to chehra ajunahi majhya dolya samor aahe. Tyachya kade pahun mala agdi majhe lahanpaniche, mi tyachya vayacha hoto, tenvhache diwas aathawle. Tyachya saarkha kadhi aamhi theatrat jaaun ice-cream aani popcorn khana hi lambchi goshta pan aamachya aai-vadlan barobar theatrat jaaun kadhi cinema paahnyachi velahi aali nahi. 
Mi cinema paahilyandi paahila, TV varti, video cassette aani VCR, bhadyane aanun. Mala aathawatahi naahi mi pahila cinema kadhi aani kitvit paahila te, pan bahuda mi dusri-tisritach asen. Lahan pani unhalachya suttit gavala gelo ki ghari VCR aani video cassettes aanun cineme pahaycho. Agdi dar-varshichya sahamayi aani varshik parikshe saarkha, unhalyachya sutti VCR aani video cassette aanun cinema paahana, hey dekhil tharlelach hota. Aani khara saangaycha tar tya cinema peksha aapan video cassette var cinema pahtoy hyachach aakarshan phaar vaataycha. Agdi majja yaychi. 
Sandhyakali masta char-sadechar la jhopun uthaycha, chaha peun jhala ki VCR aalelach asaycha. Mag shejar-pajarchya mula-mulinna bolavayla jaaycha, bar te bolavnahi sadha-sudha nasaycha, asa ekdam koutakane, thaatat, saglyanna sangaycha ‘ Aaj aamchyakade VCR aanlaay, maahtie ka!, chal yetoes ka picture baghayla?’. Mag saglegle ikadche-tikadch jamayche. Ikde aaji ne kahi tari khayla kelela asaychach. Te sagla gheun, aadhich saglyana tyachya-tyachya dish madhe dyaycha aani mag to cinema laavaycha, ki mag ti majja suru, aani to cinema kadhi sampuch naye asa vaataycha. Mag tyat kadhi kadhi ti cassette adkaychi, ki mag chid-chid, konala tari 1 number la jaaycha asaycha, mag kara pause, mag parat chid-chid, asa to karyakram asaycha. Ya –na-tya karnane madhe break vhyaychech, mag tya break madhe chaha aani itar satar-phatar khanaycha ajun ek round vhyacha, ki mag parat cinema pahayla suru.
Hatatun valu jashi nisatun jaate tashi ti sutti aani to khsan nighunach jaaycha. Mag vaat baghaychi ti pudhchya suttichi.
Bhurkat dista mhantat na tasach mala bhurkat aathawtay ki Maine pyar kiya, ha bahuda mi pahila poorna paahilela cinema. Aajhi kadhi Maine Pyar kiya laagla ki tech diwas aatahvtat. Yalgaar navacha Sanjay Dutt cha, Army jyat Sridevi aani Shahrukh Khan aahe, Sainik, Akshay Kumar aani Ashwini Bhave, jhalach tar Jaan Tere Naam, jyat Madhuri Dixit sarkhi disnaari heroin aahe, tenvha mala ti Madhurich vaataychi, ase cineme, tenvha agdi khup aawadle hote aani halli kadhi tv var laagle ki, aapan hey cineme, khaas video cassette aanun paahile hote, aani te aaplyala aawadle dekhil hote, hyacha aashcharya vaatata aani hasu hi yeta.
Lahanache mothehi jhalo, tya video cassette hi gely aani te fighting che dishum-dishum wale cineme baghna hi band jhala. Cineme baghna matra band naahi jhala, fakta cinema pahnyacha yantra badalla. Halli TV var cinema baghayalach nako vaatata, tyamule theatre madhe jaaun cinema baghna ha dar athawdyatla ek tharlela karyakram.   Aaj-parynat itke cineme theatre madhe jaaun paahile jaatat aani baryach cinema madhe dishum-dishum sodun kahi tari changla baghnyasaarkha dekhil asta, pan ti, lahanpanichi majja kadhich yet nahi aani kimbahuna yenarahi nahi.
Tya diwashi, interval madhe tya mulachya aai-vadlanchi parwangi gheun, tya mulala mi aat cafeteria madhe gheun gelo, tyachyashi khup gappa maarlya, tyala hi majhi company awadlyasaarkhi vaatat hoti karan to majhyashi agdi khulun bolat hota, janu kahi aamhi khup diwsanpaasun ekmekanna olakhtoy. Bolta bolta tyala mi ice cream saathi vicharla aani aamhi doghanni, ek na gheta don ice-candy ghetlya. Aaplya jagewar basnaar, tewdhyat majhe mitra majhyakade majhya haatatlya don ice-cream kade baghat mhanale ’Kaay re, don candies ekach veli, kaay jhalay kaay aaj, picture neet baghat naahies, ase ekdam don ice-cream, bara-bira aahes na?’. Mi aani to mulga doghahi ekach veli aani ekach suraat tyanna mhanalo ”MAJJA”.